vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

9 minutes ago · 254,246 notes

menthuthuyoupi:

Every time I skip a Beyoncé song I feel like she knows…. like one day if I meet her I’m gunna tell her I love her and how amazing she is and shes gunna just look at me and squint her eyes and say

"….. you been skippin’ my songs?"

10 minutes ago · 24,084 notes

clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

11 minutes ago · 273,609 notes

barack-obottm:

what episode of lazy town was this?
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bandingmikey:

I have this saved to my phone and apparently my mom saw it and she’s even more disappointed in me now lol

zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

14 minutes ago · 252,659 notes

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift